Ten Things I’ve Done That Were Harder Than This

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RELATIVE: seeming to be something when compared with others

Ten Things I’ve Done That Were Harder Than This*

  1. Grown a human.
  2. Survived the relocation of said human from inside my body to outside my body.
  3. Re-inserted a pacifier into the mouth of a backward-facing infant while driving.
  4. Changed a diaper in an airplane bathroom.
  5. Breastfed while cooking. And peeing. And walking.
  6. Got vegetables of every color past pursed lips.
  7. Cooed comfortingly in the face of projectile vomit.
  8. Talked a toddler into wearing a coat…and mittens!
  9. Changed the sheets on a bunk bed.
  10. Taken two kids to Costco.

* Applies to most of the “THIS” life dishes out.

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