COMMANDO: to wear no underwear
First, Son announced from his room “I’m going commando!” I went in prepared to talk some sense into him. He was indeed commando. In fact, he was wearing only socks.
Then, he put on a pair of Paul Frank underwear (with the signature monkey on the back), turned his tush toward Daughter and asked, “Want to see a monkey coming out of somebody’s butt?”
All before 7:30 am.