SCEPTER: a staff or baton borne by a sovereign as an emblem of authority
If I ruled the world…
Stores would open at 7am.
More than just pizza would be available for home-delivery.
All restaurants would offer healthy kids snacks and activities upon seating.
Bags under eyes would be considered sexy (a la Cindy Crawford’s mole).
Sweatshirts and jeans would be the pinnacle of fashion.
Changing stations would be mandatory in men’s restrooms.
Burp cloths would actually be absorbent.
Mani/pedi services would be offered at children’s sporting events and lessons.
Hairstylists and massage therapists would make house calls during nap time.
Toy manufacturers would be prohibited from designing toys that require batteries.
Harmful chemicals would be banned from food containers and all baby products (why is this a dream?).
The ice cream truck would never drive by before dinner.
Public parks would have clean, convenient family bathrooms and espresso carts.
Healthy cereals would have cartoon characters on the box and sugar cereals would have images of scary old men with no teeth.
What would you change?