INQUIRY: examination into facts or principles; research; a request for information
Inspired by Parenting is Funny’s “Why God Made Moms” post, I decided to quiz Son with some of the same questions. Here are his responses:
Why did God make mommy?
So that we have a grown-up to help us cross the street.
What is mommy made of?
Blood, bones, skin. Mostly that.
What kind of little girl was mommy?
What did mommy need to know about daddy before she married him?
That he was good.
Why did mommy marry your daddy?
So we could have a daddy.
Who’s the boss at our house?
Mommy and Daddy. Daddy is a little bit more of the boss, I guess.
What’s the difference between moms and dads?
Moms have more hair.
What does mommy do in her spare time?
What would it take to make mommy perfect?
If sometimes you would let us do what we wanted – like climb on the ceiling.
If you could change one thing about mommy, what would it be?
I’d pack my own lunch.