AWAKE: fully conscious, alert, and aware; not asleep
It’s 6:32 am. Already this morning Son and Daughter have:
Snubbed their noses at the breakfast offers from already awake Daddy in favor of the same options from previously sleeping Mommy. Apparently, my cereal pouring skills are top-notch. They are discerning clients.
Discovered that one of them received two stickers while the other received four from the dentist last week. This discovery served as a starting point for Son’s list of life injustices.
Engaged in several rounds of:
My name is Jon Johnson,
I come from Wisconsin.
I work in the lumberyard there.
When I walk down the street,
All the people I meet
Say, “Hey, What’s your name?”
And I tell ’em…
Asked about Papa and Nonna’s arrival time. Six times.
Complained about a cartoon that was interrupted by Daddy three days ago.
Well, hello Monday!